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Spring Equinox 2022 Astro-Meteorology Predictions

If you’ve followed me at all on Twitter you’ll know that I’ve had a thing for astro-meteorology for a number of years now.  My nerdy childhood enjoyment of the weather channel, National Geographic magazines and a deep appreciation of nature is likely at the root of this obsession . 

 

I’m constantly in wonder of our planet’s ability to create both gorgeous and terrifying weather events in the blink of an eye. With the effects of climate change becoming a fixture in our daily lives I find myself including a lot more meteorology and farming practice into my astrological studies for enjoyment and research sake. It’s better to be forewarned and prepared for what’s coming our way and I believe astrology can help us through the worst of that. 

 

If you’d like to see my Summer Solstice thread detailing the wild weather we experienced last year, you can find it here.

 

So how does this work? At each Cardinal Ingress that heralds in a new season, the entire world experiences that seasonal ingress at once. 

As soon as the Sun hits 0 degrees of a Cardinal sign we commence the season. The difference lies in local time and location and where the planets fall within that local chart. 

 

While there are slight variations within a time zone I’ll be casting a singular chart from a major city within each time zone to get a general read of the region’s weather patterns over the next 3 months. 

 

If your state is not included on this very short list, I encourage you to look up your local chart and work through the steps below on paper. It’s an excellent way to learn astrology and I’m also more than happy to assist. 

 

As always, I’m using Kim Farnell’s Basic Guide to Astro-Meteorology as my reference. As of right now I won’t be going week to week, but focusing on the overall outlook for the season across mainland United States & I will hopefully add in Hawaii & Alaska at a later date. If you’d like me to look at your part of the world drop me a comment and I’ll see what I can do!

 

The process:

 

  1. Locate the IC (or 4th House Cusp if you’re using House Systems other than Whole Signs), note the planets with that House if any, and the sign/ruler of the IC as the main indicator of weather. 
  2. Look at the sign on the Ascendant or 1st House, note any planets within the House and the sign/ruler of the Ascendant. 
  3. Note planets on the other angles and planets near the Midheaven, as well as their sign and aspects. 

 

New York City (East Coast)

March 20, 2022

11:34am

New York, NY

Mercury in Pisces is at the helm this Spring for the East Coast, he’s governing over both the Virgo IC and Gemini Ascendant. As a planet, Mercury rules the wind and tends towards cool to cold, dry temperatures and is linked to high pressure fair weather. In the sign of Pisces he’s seasonable, wet and moderate, similar to the sign of Taurus that typically brings pleasant steady farmer’s rain.

Mercury is in an applying conjunction to Jupiter by 1 degree and Neptune by about 6 degrees both in the sign of Pisces. 

Jupiter tends to bring in warm pleasant breezes as well as big winds under the right conditions. There can be dryness with Jupiter and the ability to raise the temperatures as well.

Neptune also leans towards cooler temperatures, wetness, fog & mist but also freakish weather events. As an influence Neptune can provoke torrential downpours as well as flooding and oppositional weather patterns depending on the season. Something to keep in mind in light of the dangerous flash flooding we experienced last Summer. 

 

On the angles: Virgo: tends towards cold, dry with blustery winds. Gemini: cold, dry, moving clouds and fluctuating temperatures. 

 

Overall it looks like the east coast is set to enjoy a fairly windy Spring, on the cooler side with a seasonable amount of rain with occasional upticks in temperature thanks to Jupiter & Neptune’s influence. However there are a few outliers that I want to take into account.

 

  1. The Moon at the last degree of Libra may be unstable. It’s in a tight square to Pluto in Capricorn, a planet associated with violent, extreme weather and intensity. 11 minutes after the Equinox the Moon shifts into Scorpio which is a sign that is notorious for extremes and intensifies the rest of the chart. So perhaps windy days can become gale-like and worse. 
  2. Although not angular in the east coast chart, Mars is in the company of Saturn by a loose conjunction and Uranus by a tight applying square. When these planets get together in harsh aspects we get “Storm Breeder” energy as we saw for much of last Summer around the world. Uranus can trigger sudden reversals, unexpected changes, unstable weather, lightning & sudden high velocity winds. With Mars, Saturn & Venus all sitting in the sign of Aquarius the likelihood of lightning & very changeable storm ready skies may be a factor. 

 

Chicago (Midwest)

March 20, 2022

10:34am

Chicago, IL

The Sun in Aries is at the helm of this chart, ruling over a Leo IC. The sun offers warm, dry weather unless in a violent aspect configuration with storm breeder planets. Aries as a sign provides warm, hot, dry temperatures that can shift and bring in some wind. 

On the ascendant is Gemini, ruled by Mercury in Pisces encouraging cool to cold temps with additional winds and unusual stormy weather via its conjunction with Jupiter and Neptune

 

On the angles: Leo: hot and dry, the most still sign. Gemini: cold, dry, fair, moving clouds and fluctuating temperatures. 

 

At the Midheaven is the sign Aquarius with Saturn its ruling planet, Venus and Mars applying in strength towards it. Aquarius tends towards cold, dry & crisp atmospheres, a propensity for lightning, highly changeable and adds to storm charts. This particular combination of planets in this sign points to a storm heavy season for parts of the Midwest. Perhaps there will be an increase of violent thunderstorms that arrive out of nowhere and even tornadoes if the environment is right. Mars & Venus often produce storms as does Saturn and Mars. With both Mars and Venus in a tight square with Uranus, another storm breeder planet that engenders record breaking extremes, high wind velocities and sudden reversals, I’d keep an umbrella handy, a scarf in my bag and make sure my flashlights have fresh batteries this season. If you live in these areas, be sure to update your emergency plans and to-go bags just in case. 

 

Colorado (Mountain)

March 20, 2022

9:34am

Denver, CO 

Similar to Chicago, Colorado has Leo on the IC cusp and the Sun in Aries at the helm of its weather this season. The chief difference is that Taurus on the Ascendant in this chart, giving Venus in Aquarius who is besieged between Saturn and Mars partial control of the skies as well. As described above, Venus in Aquarius and in this aspect configuration with storm breeder planets may point to changeable, stormy weather across the region. 

 

In this case it’s important to note the correlation of fixed signs to earthquakes. The signs of Taurus and Scorpio in particular are the most related to great shocks within the earth. With all 4 angles of this Ingress chart in fixed signs I’d definitely keep an eye on seismic activity throughout the region and to states/nations with this fixed modality so prominent in its chart. At present the lunar nodes are currently in Taurus & Scorpio until July 17, 2023. I’d be curious to see how the weather behaves when we enter Taurus season and the eclipses activate by late April and into May. 

Colorado experiences 100s of small earthquakes annually with the latest one effecting the state occurred March 19, 2022 at 5:53am local time 51 miles outside of Laramie, WY registering at 3.8 in magnitude. 

 

If you’re living in a region with fixed angles for the season try tracking the weather when the Moon travels through the fixed signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio & Aquarius) to see if there’s any significant changes of note. 

 

Los Angeles (West Coast)

March 20, 2022

8:34am

Los Angeles, CA

 

Cancer is on the IC cusp for the west coast, meaning the Moon in Libra is at the helm of this season’s weather. Of the planets, the Moon is the wettest of them all as well as chilly and maybe this means that California will see some much needed moisture after many months of off and on drought, heat and fire. While in Cardinal signs the Moon tends to exhibit a propensity for record rainfall especially in the sign of Capricorn, In this case though the Moon is in Libra which leans more towards cooler temperatures and breezy dryness. The Moon is a tight square to Pluto which gives me pause as Pluto can create violent extremes in weather. Could this manifest as tornadoes, dust storms, or high winds that can leave the area at risk for brush fires spreading once again? 

 

On the Ascendant is Taurus, ruled by Venus sandwiched between Mars, Saturn the storm breeder planets and in the sign of Aquarius, prone for erratic storms and lightning. With Uranus in the 1st house delivering cold, dry, unstable squalls and high winds this could be troublesome for already parched areas. Hopefully there will be enough rain delivered to offset any fires that could develop due to lightning strikes. 

 

Pluto on the Midheaven can point to violent extremes and severe storms but hopefully its placement in the sign of Capricorn, a cold sign that can produce long periods of wetness, will support the Taurus Ascendant’s tendency towards steady gentle rain fall instead of hazardous lightning storms. 

 

As of the day I’m posting this blog there have been at least 2 tornadoes. One in New Orleans & the other in Texas

 

 

I may update this blog with other weather events and pull up those charts to see what we can discover astrologically. The more data we have from these events the better we become at tracking them ahead of time.

 

Til next time,

Janelle 

Arya Stark/Maisie Williams : The New Warrior Princess

One of my favorite things about astrology is seeing how it manifests in the charts of actors and the characters that they play. In my experience actors tend to choose roles that are similar to their own natal chart experience. If you check the filmography of famous well known actors you start to see a thematic pattern that’s usually backed up by their astrology. The characters that an actor is most known for is typically in line with the actor’s life story. Take for example Aries Robert Downey Jr. & Tony Stark/Iron Man (a role he will be known for for the rest of his life).

Robert/Tony – Born into privilege, lived a bad boy lifestyle until it caught up with them and then through crisis managed to turn their lives around in order to lead and save the day.

Well, after watching episode 3 of the final season of Game of Thrones where the fan favorite Arya Stark showed the world what an incredible badass she is, I just had to take a look at the actress’s Maisie Williams’s chart to see what was going on with her to make Arya so significant and brilliant.

Maisie Williams
April 15 1997
Bristol, ENG
Time Unknown

Aries Sun, Venus, Saturn in Aries: ruled by Mars in exacting Virgo.

Playing a character who is a fighter and warrior,dedicated to her craft and vengeance. In the books, Arya is a girl out of step with her time. Instead of pursuing needlepoint and other activities meant for women, Arya is drawn to fighting. We first meet her in the show, expertly shooting a bulls-eye arrow over her little brother’s shoulder and receiving a rapier sword as a gift from her brother Jon. She names her pet direwolf Nymeria after the ancient Rhoynish warrior Princess who transported her people from Rhoyne to Dorne after the Valyrians conquered their lands with dragon-fire, and then prepares to leave Kingslanding to begin her Hero’s Journey.
To say Maisie was meant for this role, with her chart, would be an understatement.

Aries is the sign of the Warrior, the Fighter, the Leader. The sign is often put into positions that require them to prove themselves. Like a seed bursting through the dark frozen earth at the beginning of Spring, Aries must be put under pressure and learn the value of their own strength and their ability to act swiftly and directly with confidence.

With a Mars in Virgo ruling her Aries planets, Maisie lives for the art of practice and that’s what we see Arya doing in this show. She goes from one teacher to the next, patiently practicing and honing her skills with dedication. Arya even goes into service at the House of Black and White, another Virgo ruled art. Working for others, serving something greater than herself , showing up everyday for the grind and the vicious beatings the Waif clocks her with each time they train.
Her craftsmanship is finely honed through daily practice even when she’s not with a teacher. Note the times we see her lunging and parrying alone, going over her water dancing steps over and over until it’s second nature.

Touched by Neptune

Maisie, like most actors has Neptune in spades with a fairly tight aspect to her luminaries (Sun & Moon and Venus). Neptune loosens our boundaries and allows us to dissolve into another world or state of being. It’s perfect for fantasy, make believe & channeling. It’s also a signature planet in the charts of healers, intuitives and psychics who need to perceive beyond their reality to get to the root of a matter.
It comes in handy for actors who have to let go of one persona so that they can slip into another and live within another character and their world while making it believable for the audience. The downside to Neptune in this regard is losing oneself in the roles being played and constantly looking for escapes that can come in the form of drugs, alcohol, unhealthy relationships where too little boundaries leave them open to being deceived and taken advantage of.
In the books, Arya goes one step further with Neptune by being able to warg or slip into the consciousness of her Direwolf, Nymeria, going so far as to control the wolf remotely via her dreams. Neptune appears again in Arya’s experience with the Faceless Men of the House of Black & White where she’s trained to be an assassin who is “No One” that that can trade faces and Identities in order to kill her targets. Arya is also introduced to another Neptune fixture: poison, an element that she uses to great effect in later episodes.

“Tell them that the North Remembers…”

A Proud Moon In Leo

Her Moon is in the sign of the performer, Leo, showing a need to feel proud of oneself, honored, celebrated and creative. Interesting that Arya does in fact become a performer of sorts when she begins her journey as a spy and assassin, playing different parts to get close to her targets.
In fact Arya plays a number of roles and has quite a few alias such as: Arry, Lumpyface, Stick boy, Rabbit Killer, Wolf Girl, Cat of Canals, Blind Beth, Mercy, Nymeria & Weasel.

Leo Moons may have a sense of pride in their families and where they come from and Arya is no different. Throughout the show we are constantly reminded of the pride House Stark has in its family and their way of life with creative mantras like “The Lone Wolf Dies but the Pack Survives” to remind them of their roots and loyalty to each other during good times and bad. It’s an interesting motto that Arya has to return to after a very solitary journey after her pack is murdered and decimated during the ongoing bloody Game of Thrones. For her chart it was meant to be, Aries and Leos have an independent streak that allows them to strike out on their own with confidence or at least foolhardiness.
When she completes her training she proudly proclaims “A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I’m going home.”

A Date with Destiny

If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know that I love talking about the Nodes of Fate and how when they trigger parts of our charts we tend to see significant events occur. Unfortunately we don’t have a birthtime for Maisie, but we do have the chart of the night Game of Thrones premiered for the first time.

April 17 2011
9pm EST
New York, NY – HBO Headquarters

2 days after Maisie’s 14th birthday (an age when she experienced a Saturn opposition, taking on the challenge of responsibility & hard work) the chart features a massive stellium of Aries planets, a fanciful Neptune in Pisces awakening an new age of fantasy epics + a Moon & Saturn in Libra all in a T-Square with Pluto in Capricorn. What better chart for a show based on war, bloodshed, leadership, diplomacy, and power struggles! That day, the Nodes were at 25 degrees of Sagittarius, squaring Maisie’s own Nodes of Fate at 28° Virgo-Pisces, pushing her towards her destiny to play the role she’ll most likely be known for for the rest of her life. And how fitting for a badass Aries like Maisie to play the deadliest assassin in Westeros.

The night “The Battle of Winterfell” aired, Maisie’s Aries planets we’re getting yet another wave of fated energy from the Cancer/Capricorn Nodes of Fate. The Cardinal Axis is the World Axis and so notable and world changing events tend to occur during this sensitive time. In Maisie’s and Arya’s case they have solidified themselves in the entertainment zeitgeist all around the world as millions of people watched and celebrated the culmination of her 7 years of brutal training in the most spectacular way imaginable. As I type this there is currently #TheAryaChallenge with people recreating her signature hand switch, there are murals being painted and her name trended for about 4 days straight on social media. It’s doubtful that Arya will ever be forgotten after this show is finished and she’ll like be loved and honored for the future generations to come.

The Original Warrior Princess

Special shout out to my first warrior Princess: Lucy Lawless, the original Xena. Interestingly enough these two actresses have very similar charts. Lucy is also an Aries Stellium with her Mars in earthy Taurus as opposed to Virgo like Maisie. Perhaps that Mars placement speaks to Xena’s sturdier frame and heavier weapons, similar to Brienne of Tarth. Not to mention her signature warrior cry that we all can probably mimic right now from memory. Unsurprisingly the show that marked her career premiered when the Nodes of Fate we’re inverse to her own, marking a fated path of destiny playing a warrior seeking to bring peace and justice to her people via battle. Xena went off the air in 2001 after a 6 year run on the air as went into syndication where you may still find an episode airing today somewhere in the world and I’m sure Game of Thrones will have a similar place in our entertainment zeitgeist.

Still we celebrate both of these women for showing us all what it means to be a woman who can literally slay.

Leo New Moon The Prequel

 

Leo Season comes roaring onto the scene ready to display its unique blend of drama and creativity. After the raucous energy of the last New Moon in Cancer, this lunation in Leo is sure to not only upstage but set the stage for the swiftly approaching Leo Eclipses. Although this New Moon is in Leo (July 23)  doesn’t quite make the mark for eclipses, being too far away from the Nodes of Fate to be considered an eclipse. Nonetheless there are a few signatures in this chart (July 23, 2017 at 5:46am EDT) that lets us know that this is the prequel, the beginning, the grand opening for what will be taking place on the grand stage come August.

The main themes of this New Moon chart is anger & irritation from the People & big trouble mounting up against the Monarch & the Government.

When we look at timing for events in a chart we can break it down into quadrants. In this case we can say the 1st quadrant is the first week of the month. The 2nd the second week and the 3rd and 4th quadrants are the 3rd & 4th weeks respectively in a New Moon chart.

 

Mars, Mars, Lots of Mars.

Mars & his reactionary influence is all over this chart in several ways:

  1. New Moon in the 1st House, one of the Houses naturally associated with Aries/Mars
  2. Mars tightly conjoined with the New Moon
  3. Uranus in Aries square to the New Moon & Mars
  4. The natal Mars of the USA conjoined by transiting Venus
  5. The natal Mars of the USA opposed to transiting Saturn

In the 1st House just hugging the Ascendant is the New Moon conjunction at 0° Leo. The Moon in Mundane Astrology signifies the People of the nation. Here in the 1st house it signifies that issues that concern or are related to the people are of importance. The Moon is also angry as she’s conjunct Mars in Leo and also leaving a square by reactionary & revolutionary Uranus in Aries up in the 10th house.

Squares, oppositions and conjunctions are considered afflictions or troublesome in mundane charts, meaning that they bring conflict that will be expressed and hopefully resolved.

In this chart it’s the Moon being focused on herself & her immediate need, think of the First House as the Me, Myself & I, house.

It looks as if the Moon is passionate if not enraged & shocked by whatever Uranus in the 10th is doing.

 

According to H.S. Green, Uranus afflicted in the 10th signifies:

“…sudden troubles for the Monarch or Government, unpopularity, discontent among the people. There may be changes in government, some defeat…if other testimonies concur, the Monarch may suffer personally or may die.”

When the Sun & Moon are in conflict with Uranus it is unfavorable for Government, signifying confusion and unpopularity, sudden changes & unexpected troubles for the President or ruling body via a miscalculation or poorly considered legislation. Autocratic uses of power, party splits. Danger of strikes and rioting.

 

Policy Gone Mad

The GOP are teeter tottering with their destiny as they try harder to strip healthcare down to the nuts and bolts. Again it may spell their doom in various ways.

Despite the anger from the populace the chart speaks to legislation getting through but with heavy risks that may come back to haunt the GOP. Whether it’s the mysterious healthcare bill that seems to get worse with every revision or as of today the announcement that trans citizens are no longer welcomed to serve in the military according to the sitting Monarch  President. I expect that more hot takes will come out between now and the next New Moon which will be the big American Eclipse on August 21st that will further inflame the People.

 

Mercury is Taking Notes, Lots of Notes

Mercury is the planet to watch this month, next month and into September as he entered his retrograde shadow on July 24th and will go retrograde  from 11° Virgo to 28° Leo on August 12th – September 5th. Mercury thrives in Virgo, as he’s able to gather information and sort out the wheat from the chaff, the extraneous from the valuable. We know that astrologically that Mercury visiting the Nodes & the Eclipse degree of 28° Leo will be a significant part of the unfolding story. Many of our eclipse players have planets in and around these Fixed sign degrees so we know that the news will be filled with information that will be up for review. I’d keep an eye on Trump who has Mars & his Ascendant right at these degrees. Perhaps more martial influenced news will come out, just like his recent military announcement.

 

Mercury, the messenger of the heavens, is sitting just shy of the Solar Eclipse degree that we have coming on Aug 21st. In the 2nd house his focus on discussions around new laws that may affect the revenue & finances of the nation. There are a few things about this that make it seem like despite the support of being in a fire trine with Uranus & Saturn, that the ease afforded in making these policy decisions may wind up being the thing that rebounds on them. For one, both Saturn & Uranus are afflicted. Saturn is in the 5th which again according to Green means:

 

“…some sorrow or misfortune may overshadow the social side of the nation. High society may be under a shadow; sometimes the death of the Monarch or some great personage causes a period of mourning.”

 

In looking ahead at what Mercury does in the coming weeks, he goes retrograde opposite Neptune, the planet of illusion, which gives me the notion that we’ll have to discern with Virgo precision & attention to detail, but also we’ll have to  use intuition and all tools available to make sense of the white noise and roaring that we’ll be exposed to. The day Mercury turns forward again will be a Full Moon with the Moon at 13°Pisces conjunct to Neptune just 2 degrees shy of where Mercury went retrograde back in August. So again reiterating that there’s still a huge fog around everything that’s happening currently and how the September Full Moon + Mercury turning direct after reviewing will expose even more. We may not know just how vast this web of chaos is. Not yet at least. But we will.

 

Venus under Siege

In the New Moon chart Venus is in Gemini in the 11th House of Parliament/Congress. Typically Venus here would signify smooth sailing for Congress, enabling them to push legislation through with approval. However because Venus is involved in a T-Square with both Neptune & Saturn we may see scandals around financial fraud (perhaps more news around Russian financial ties & who else in government may have received a payout or is still on the payroll) as well as restrictions and dips in revenue that reflect how certain policies may negatively influence the economy via businesses & banks.

Venus being under attack can also show up as women suffering as well as the general social & family life of the nation being less than stellar.

Interestingly enough as mentioned earlier in this post, Venus & Saturn in the New moon chart are in direct conversation with the natal Mars ( 21° Gemini)  of the United States which again reinforces issues around finances but also a breach of a promise and loose morals that are unfortunate in regards to finances. Saturn can bring more trouble to the government , difficulties in national life, anger directed to those in power, loss of popularity and again possible death of powerful figure.

 

Fire moves Fast AF

If it seems like a lot, it’s because it is a lot & there’s still a fair amount that I didn’t focus on. We also have to take into account that sky is literally on fire. In this chart alone we see that 6 planets are in Fire. Fire moves fast, it ignites, it catches on very quickly. It spreads. It may feel like an especially fast month where everyday brings more information to consider & react to.

Take breaks, involve yourself in things that bring pleasure & joy where are you can. It’s still Leo Season so we’re being asked to shine just a little bit brighter so that we can inspire others to do the same. It may demand courage that only a Lion can embody.

 

Good luck!

7 Things That P*ss Me Off As An Astrologer

When I was a baby astrologer I couldn’t wait to get my hands on as many books, websites, vehicles of information as possible. My appetite for all things astrology & occult related was just about insatiable. Many library trips & scolding from my mother for tying up her phone line (I don’t miss dial up) was a small price to pay for the knowledge I sought.

 

Fast forward about 20 years & many things have changed. Mainly high speed internet, multiple social media platforms, a preponderance of astrology websites & tumblr pages and an unparalleled information search engine named Google. What hasn’t changed very much are the misconceptions & mistakes that people who are new to astrology as a deeper study and practice make. Below is my angsty mildly ranty list of things that piss (or mildly annoy) me as an astrologer in the 21st Century.

 

    1. It’s astrologer, not astrologist: a pet peeve among many astrologers I know here in the states. There something about astrologist that just doesn’t sit right with us, it’s like nails on a chalkboard, it makes me grind my teeth ever so gently when I’m introduced as such. There may be a reason why it’s astrologer vs astrologist, I haven’t bothered to Google why. Just take my word for it when I say it’s astrologER not astrologIST. K,thanks.

 

  • 12 Signs = 12 Types of People: This was an argument on Bill Nye’s new show, guest starring one of my mentors & teachers Sam Reynolds. This seems to be the skeptics go- to argument about astrology. That somehow we’re breaking down complex personalities into 12 neat keyword boxes. I wish it was that simple but, alas, it’s not. The popularity of Sun Sign horoscopes during the latter half of the 20th century has led people to believe (or forget) that astrologers must take into account 10 major planets,12 houses, 4 major angles, 12 signs, and 5 major aspects when beginning to read and interpret astrology. So no, I can’t tell you the “tea” about your entire life solely based on your Sun sign, but with your entire chart & some feedback from you, I can shape a pretty accurate picture. Makes sense?

 

    1. Born on the cusp: Nope you were not born on the cusp. When it comes to astrology, you either are or you aren’t. There’s no blending of signs. You’re not a Can-Leo or a Sagittaricorn. When it comes to being born close to the “cusp” it boils down to time. Time of birth determines whether your Sun, Moon and or rising are in one sign or another. (This goes for the other planets as well, but those 3, especially the Moon & Rising are the most time sensitive.) If you don’t know your birth time you can request a long form birth certificate or get your chart rectified based upon major events that have taken place in your life by a professional astrologer.

 

  • All Transits Matter!: No, no they don’t. Imagine if every single planet moving in the sky was a big deal for your chart, you’d be fried & exhausted from all the activity. If Pluto moving through Capricorn or Mercury in Cancer isn’t registering on your radar, maybe it’s just not a significant transit for your chart. That’s okay! Trust me, there will be plenty of transits, progressions, retrogrades, and eclipses that will be. You can relax while you track the heavens, remember that astrology is meant to be a tool. It allows us to see ahead to an extent into the future, get an idea of what to expect and gives clues as to how to prepare.

  • Woe is Me, tell me how horrible my chart is: For whatever reason a fair amount of astrology newbies seem to hate/ fear their natal charts. I kinda get it. When I was first studying astrology (and even sometimes now), reading the different interpretations of my natal chart left me feeling like I wanted it to be completely different, that the placements I had were either too boring or challenging. But here’s the thing: over time, with study, I realized that my chart is perfect for me. It reflects my past and shows me glimpses of my potential. Our natal charts are not set in stone, but are in the process of becoming through you. Environment gives us the material to start shaping our worlds via our families, culture, upbringing etc but free will allows you to decide how your chart and life unfolds. Choose empowerment. This is the chart chosen by you to do either great or terrible things in a lifetime. That thought alone is freeing.

  • The Chicken Little Syndrome: The idea that all hard transits are going to wreak havoc on our lives or that Mercury Retrograde is sure to kill you this time. The dramatic swoon onto your bed as Venus retrograde has all your ex lovers texting you “Hey big head.” The horror of it all! Stop it. Think of transits, lunations, and eclipses as perfectly timed drills to get you into shape for bigger challenges down the road. You want a life partner that you adore & worships the ground you walk but you can’t communicate your needs in a relationship, well maybe Venus Rx bringing back your old lovers is an opportunity to practice those communication skills. You want to be big shot boss in your field with tons of influence and power? Awesome, here comes Saturn & Pluto to grind you via hard lessons and a dash of crisis to see if you have what it takes to be a boss facing hard decision and crisis on a daily basis. Embrace the constant molding and teaching the planets are supplying you with. They’re here to help, not harm.

  • Using Astrology to Drag: Recently “dragging”, “reading” and/or “spilling tea” about the zodiac signs has become a thing. At first it was relatively harmless fun poking fun at the various flaws that all the signs have. There’s light and dark to all things so this isn’t my issue. My problem lies in this form of “astrology” being people’s introduction to the art. “ Gemini’s ain’t sh*t because they’re all two faced!” “Scorpios are always doing dirt, so you can never trust them not to cheat.” “Capricorns are all cold-hearted because all they want is power and money!” And on and on and on. This isn’t astrology, this is cruel caricature & on a bad day someone will read this and take it to heart in a way that may be damaging. Astrology is a VAST study. I don’t say that lightly. There are so many sub-studies whether it’s
  • Mundane
  • Vocational
  • Medical
  • Horary
  • Evolutionary
  • Traditional
  • Hellenistic

Those are just off the top of my head, but trust me when I say there are a lot more. What I’m saying is that astrology is a centuries old tool that can be used in so many ways to assist people in their life journey. I know of several psychotherapists who eventually studied astrology and now use it as a tool to support their clients while in session.

There are medical astrologers who have helped families plan for surgeries or helped them figure out how serious a condition may or may not be, based upon their chart. Or how about Mundane Astrologers who help to predict social & political change/upheavals, wars & famines as well as times for peace & innovation?

Dragging may be great for a quick laugh, but repetitive shaming for the sake of clicks & entertainment is wack in my opinion. (Catch all of this Sagittarian judgement, fight me!)

Practicing Astrologers are under ethical demand to do no harm to their clients. We have to be responsible towards them & their well-being. We have to address their concerns while also hopefully providing both honest insight and practical tools to maneuver through difficult situations. It’s not a game.

 

Bonus: What does this mean if my Venus is in Ophiuchus ?: I literally don’t know anything about your chart unless it’s in front of my face and I’m being paid to interpret it. Why? Cuz reading charts takes time and work. Why? Cuz new books, workshops, conference & certifications cost money. Why? Cuz in the age of Google, Scribd, and Amazon you can literally find just about anything you could dream of concerning astrology in the blink of an eye. It’s AMAZING. Not all of it is great or even accurate (see point above) but the internet is filled with talented astrologers who give so much wisdom away for free, it’s nearly insulting not to at least do a Google search to find them. Curiosity can be a gift, let it guide you something that blows your mind.

P.S. Ophiuchus is not a thing and never will be. Don’t @ me.  

 

5 Beginner Astrology Books To Help You Get Started

When I was first getting started on my astrology journey I was around 12 years old. AOL CDs coming in the mail were still a thing and I didn’t have a job;all I had was a school metrocard and two local libraries to visit freely. Despite this, I had a ton of fun researching online with slow dial up and spending hours on library floors reading whatever astrology related books I could get my hands on. It’s been a long time since then, and while this is  not a list of my most-loved books as a learner/beginner below you will find a short list which should be helpful to anyone who is beginning their astrology journey.

 

The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

This book won’t turn you into an astrologer overnight but it’s a great place to start if you’re looking to get the lay of the land. I remember picking this one up every time I would wander into a book store. Joanna covers the signs, planets, houses, rising signs and even has a few useful moon and ascendant tables. The book also includes famous people from each sign and a ton of beautiful artwork. This is a great coffee table book or one to keep near your bed when you want to casually learn a few things about astrology.

 

Sun Sign Astrology by Linda Goodman

Linda Goodman may be one of the most well known astrologers because of this particular book. Again, it will not turn you into an astrologer, but it will definitely make you laugh and nod your head at how perfectly (and perhaps shadily) she describes each of the sun signs, their motivations, their strengths and imperfections with a generous sense of humor and compassion. Linda also wrote another fabulous book called Love Signs where she matches the 12 signs into romantic pairings. Again neither of these books are comprehensive in terms of reading astrology charts but it’s a wonderful starting place to warm up to the study itself.

 

Astrology For The Soul by Jan Spiller

Definitely one of my favorite astrology books, but the focus is less on sun signs or even the houses and planets. Jan instead focuses on the nodes of the moon & delves deeply into each karmic lesson the north and south nodes bring while in each of the 12 signs and houses of the zodiac. Don’t know where your nodes are? Not to worry, tables are included to help you find your nodes and the nodes of your friends & loved ones. Be warned you may feel a little bit exposed after reading – , just know it’s all for your highest good!

 

The Inner Sky by Steven Forrest

Ready to go a little bit deeper? Excellent! Steven & Jodie Forrest are a husband and wife astrology team who’ve dedicated themselves to writing and educating others on astrology. The Inner Sky recently joined my bookshelf and quickly became one of my favorites. Steven breaks down the signs, planets, houses, angles in such a poetic fashion that pushes you to think about astrology with nuance and complexity,outlining the connection between the earth, heavens and humanity. Steven goes beyond keywords and into actual storytelling to convey the messages behind astrology charts.

 

More book suggestions to come! If you use the links provided to purchase these books I get a few nickels too!